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Entries for May, 2004

May 6th, 2004

weeeee

Posted by bebieboo at 11:13 AM on May 6, 2004.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.

01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I like playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father.
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like George Bush.
15. People are cool. [make that some]
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really really smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret.

23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morning person.
30. I wear glasses. [not now.. i'm still trying to save for them since i broke them.. lolz! ]
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses.
32. I have potential.
33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.

37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I love pop music.
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight.
45. I hate parking fines.
46. I know the National Anthem of my country by impulsive memory.
47. I know more than two languages.
48. I spend too much time on my computer.

49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window.
50. I live on a ground floor.
51. I don't like chocolate.
52. I'd like to be more original.
53. I've lied.

54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world.
56. I wonder what happens when you die.

57. I've read all books about Harry Potter.
58. Eat your dog!
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion.
61. I love to write.

62. I like changes.
63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing.

66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly.
67. My nails are nine inches long.
68. My favourite colour is Black.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking.

71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this.

73. I am online a lot, but not on MSN.
74. I hate government.
75. I don't have a boyfriend.

76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
79. I like debating.
80. I live in a lagoon.
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I'm scared of American fast food.

83. I am prying open my third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it.
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
90. My hair is long and straight.

91. I earn a lot.
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a blog journal thingy.
94. I can't do cartwheels.

95. I am very lazy.
96. I'm sarcastic.

97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very sensitive.

99. I love being "ab-normal".
100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is light blue.

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May 14th, 2004

NoFX - The Decline

Posted by bebieboo at 01:41 AM on May 14, 2004.

Where are all the stupid people from
and how did they get to be so dumb
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings

Blame it on human nature, man's destiny
Blame it on the greediocracy
The fear of God, the fear of change, the fear of truth

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs,
There's no answers
Memorize and sing Star spangled songs,
When the questions
Aren't ever asked is anybody learning from the past
We're living in united stagnation

Father what have I done.
I took that 22. A gift to me from you
to bed with me each night.
Kept it clean polished it well.
Cherished every cartridge every shell

Down by the creek under brush under dirt
There's a carcass of my second kill
Down at the park under stone under pine
There's a carcass of my brother William

Brother where have you gone to I swear
I never thought I could I see so many times
They told me to shoot straight, don't pull the trigger squeeze,
that will insure a kill, a kill is what you want
To kill is why we breed

The Christians love their guns the church and NRA
Pray for their salvation prey on the lower faiths

The story book's been read and every line believed
The curriculum's been set logic is a threat
Reason searched and seized

Jerry spent some Time in Michigan
A 20 year vacation After all he had a dime
A dime is worth a Lot more in Detroit
A dime in California Just a 20 dollar fine

Jerry only stayed A couple months
It's hard to enjoy Yourself while bleeding out the ass
Asphyxiation is simple and fast
It beats 17 fun years of being someone's bitch

Don't think (Stay) Drink your wine (Home) Watch the fire burn (Be)
His problems not mine (Safe) Just be that model citizen

I wish I had a schilling for every senseless killing
I'd buy a government. America's for sale and
You can get a good deal on it and make a healthy profit,
Or maybe tear it apart. You start with assumption,
That a million people are smart, smarter than one.

Serotonin's gone, she gave up, drifted away

Sara fled though process gone
She left her answering machine on
The greeting left spoken sincere
Messages no one will ever hear

10,000 messages a day a million more transmissions lay
Dead victims of the laissez faire
10,000 voices, 100 guns, 100 decibels turns to one,
One bullet, one empty head
Now with serotonin gone

The man that used to speak Performs a cute routine.
Feel a little patronized. Don't feel bad. They found
A way inside your head And you feel a bit misled.
It's not that they don't Care.
The television's put a thought inside your Head
Like a Barry Manilow
Jingle I'd like to teach the World to sing in perfect
Harmony a symphonic blank Stare.
It doesn't make you care.
Not designed to make you care.
They're betting you wont care.

They'll place a wager on your greed, a wager on your pride
Why try to beat them when a million others tried.

We are the whore. Intellectually spayed.
We are the queer. Dysfunctionally raised.

One more pill to kill the pain, (3x)
Living through conformity
One more prayer should keep me safe.
One more prayer to keep us warm (2x)
There's gonna be a better place

Lost the battle lost the war
Lost the things worth living for
Lost the will to win the fight.
One more pill to kill the pain.

The going gets tough the tough get debt
Don't pay attention pay the rent
our next of kins pay for your sins
A little faith should keep us safe

Save us

The human existence is failing resistance
Essential. The future written off. The odds are
Astronomically against us only moron and genius
Would fight a losing battle against the super ego.
When giving in is so damn comforting

And so we go on with our lives
We know the truth but prefer lies
Lies are simple. Simple is bliss.
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat. Live in decline.
Be their victim of our own design
With status quo built on suspect.
Why would anyone stick out their neck
Fellow members of club. We've got ours.
I'd like to introduce you to our host.

He's got his and I've got mine.
Meet The Decline.


THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER. [well the place where i got the lyrics kind of screwed it up at places. but its all good =DD ]

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May 27th, 2004

british accents

Posted by bebieboo at 03:49 AM on May 27, 2004.

i have a new fetish! =D. haha guys with british accents. i know i know join the club but wow. hott. i cant understand most of what they say .. but wow. =dd



actually. hes hotter than this. but i couldnt find any more pictures of him. --sigh. undiscovered too. you get brownie points lol.

agghh! british accents! xD

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